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Aircraft Porn :)

Unread post by SlowApproach » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:37 pm

Forget the young. These flashy old dames will thrill you like no other :mrgreen: ...





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Unread post by SaraLima » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:42 pm

Heyyy Slow.. You hit me in my soft (hard?) spot there.. Truly "aircraft porn" :oops: :smt045

Here's my contribution to the eargasm - nothing beats the sound of the Griffon (watch from about 2:00 mins in with volume turned up) :wink: :D

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Unread post by lampiesJR » Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:18 pm

You don't have to watch. You can just listen.

Oh and please move your keybord out of the way. All the drool might damage it


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Unread post by C Africa » Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:07 am

This is ne of my favourites. A P38 Lightning!



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Unread post by SlowApproach » Fri Apr 06, 2018 2:31 pm

If you like to bed down with twins...



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Unread post by SlowApproach » Fri Apr 06, 2018 2:35 pm

Oriental beauty...

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Unread post by SlowApproach » Fri Apr 06, 2018 2:45 pm

Wrestling with one strong alte Frau...



Gotta love the foreplay and accompanying whines getting this old gal going...

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Unread post by SaraLima » Fri Apr 06, 2018 3:00 pm

How about a Russian Internet Bride ? Like this one?



Or her sexy mail order friend..?

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Unread post by SaraLima » Fri Apr 06, 2018 3:06 pm

Here's an Australian Harvard make-over sheila.. This one is a real "screamer" :wink: :lol:

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Unread post by SaraLima » Fri Apr 06, 2018 3:28 pm

Surprising performance from an old "Granny" :lol:

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Unread post by SaraLima » Fri Apr 06, 2018 3:31 pm

This one has always been the wallflower at the dance.. But she's a performer :o 8)

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Unread post by SlowApproach » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:54 am

If bigger dames turn you on...

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Unread post by SaraLima » Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:05 am

And here's a Cape Town "big dame" that still regularly turns us on (unfortunately only on the ground) :(

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Unread post by SaraLima » Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:49 pm

Aaaand - Here's a Beaver worth looking at :wink: :lol: (Watch from 1:00)

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Unread post by SlowApproach » Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:03 am

Walking past as I was looking at this thread, the missus spotted only the “porn” part (why is it that women, despite their amazing hawk-eye capabilities, only see what they want to see?) and commented, “I thought you said you don’t look at porn?” “I don’t, see...” I replied and showed her the videos. As she walked away, she muttered “you’re not right in the head…” so I’m not sure what she meant by that but I wasn’t going to explore it further. It bothers me however, because now I'm totally confused. Am I “not right in the head” for not looking at ordinary porn like ordinary blokes, or am I “not right in the head” for looking at pictures and videos of airplanes? :? :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
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