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Re: 2018 JOKES

Unread post by Walter105 » Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:53 am

_*∅ This post was deleted because it contained polony*_
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Unread post by richard C » Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:03 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: that is listerious !!!

What enterprising individual brought polony to the thread ?
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Unread post by SlowApproach » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:17 pm

Eish. It's making mincemeat out of all the other jokes.
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Unread post by SlowApproach » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:32 pm

News just in:

A number of SA state officials and other scoundrels may have eaten polony, as a growing number of them are found to be suffering from a bad case of "lie-steriosis".

The latest victims are Myeni and Gigaba, and it is suspected there may be more to come.
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Unread post by SlowApproach » Thu Mar 08, 2018 6:07 pm

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away and the same thing happened. He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him.

Eventually he decided to drive quite a few kilometres away, turn right then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there. Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asks her, "Jenny, is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answers the wife. Frustrated, the man says, "Put that damn cat on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions back home!"
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Unread post by Wonko the Sane » Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:53 pm

Reminds me about the chap who's doctor diagnosed the chap’s wife with either syphilis or amnesia... He told him to drop her off a few miles from home and said: If she makes it home... don’t <<moderated - language>> her....

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Unread post by SlowApproach » Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:36 pm

A drunk bloke is staggering along the beach...
In the distance, he sees a pretty Mermaid sitting on a rock.
He approaches her and asks, "you ever been fooked?"
"No I have not!" shouts the Mermaid.
"You have now" says the drunk, "the tide's just gone out!"
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Unread post by cx45338 » Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:26 pm

For 50 years they’ve been writing “Smoking Kills”, but more people are still smoking!

After only 3 day’s warnings, nobody is eating polony!
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Unread post by SaraLima » Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:34 am

Marius Schrenk wrote: Here in sunny Azania HEMA means "wag so biki".....not a bad plan with Enterprice sausages. :wink:
Hi Marius, I'm from Cape Town where we say "JOUMA" - It means something else :wink: :lol:
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Unread post by SaraLima » Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:35 am

richard C wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: that is listerious !!!

What enterprising individual brought polony to the thread ?
I love a beautiful pun.. =D> =D> :lol: :lol:
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Unread post by Walter105 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:22 pm

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Unread post by V5 - LEO » Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:51 pm

...... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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